Roberta: What? I'm not doing that, this weekend is QUAMMPF.

Donna: The Queercore Underground Afrobeat Microhouse Memphis Soul Post-Meta-Folk Festival? I don't think so. Nineteen teenage girls got killed there last year according to the CSI episode that was loosely based on it.

Cleveland: I'm more of a Columbo guy. ::covers eye:: Hey! Where's those criminals?