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Key and Peele's East West Bowl 2013

Corrections welcome.

East

Coznesster Smiff      Rutgers University
Elipses Corter        University of Alabama
Nyquillus Dillwad     LSU
Bismo Funyuns         Florida State University
Decatholac Mango      Georgia Tech University
Mergatroid Skittle    University of Louisville
Quiznatodd Bidness    University of Tennessee
D'Pez Poopsie         Ole Miss
Quackadilly Blip      Auburn University
Goolius Boozler       The U
Bisquiteen Trisket    University of Michigan
Fartrell Cluggins     University of Arkansas
Blyrone Blashinton    Syracuse
Cartoons Plural       Virginia Tech
Jammie Jammie-Jammie  The Ohio State University
Fudge                 (?)

West

Equine Ducklings                                  Indiana University Perdue University Indianapolis
Dahistorius Lamystorious                          Utah State University
Ewokoniad Sigourneth Juniorstein                  Oklahoma State University
Eqqsquizitine Buble-Schwinslow                    University of Nebraska
Huka'lakanaka Hakanakaheekalucka'hukahakafaka     University of Hawaii
King Prince Chambermaid                           Baylor University
Ladennifer Jadaniston                             University of Colorado
Ladadadaladadadadada Dala-dadaladaladalada        University of Arizona
Harvard University                                Devry University
[Morse code]                                      Army-Navy Surplus Store
⬥♓■♑ ♎♓■♑⬧                                        Online Classes
Firstname Lastname                                College University
God                                               Homeschool
Squeeeeeeeeeeps                                   Santa Monica College
Benedict Cumberbatch                              Oxford University
A.A. Ron Balakay                                  Morehouse College

Update: Wing Dings character codes: 119, 105, 110, 103, 100, 105, 110, 103, 115, i.e., "wing dings" in Wingdings. Unicode equivs. via here.